Fireworks - Teenage Boy

You’re a teenage boy, you’ve got all the usual problems. You’re growing up fast, you’re voice breaking and spots – but you’ve got one big problem right? Girls! So how on earth do you attract them, you’ve probably tried using your dads after-shave (and if you haven’t tried it, don’t bother – you just smell like your dad), you’ve probably gone bright red every time you’ve seen a girl you like – and that doesn’t really help.

Give yourself a break, I’m here to tell you how to make girls simply fall at your feet –Fireworks! Yeah! Just set them off in the street, aim them at people, scare folk and best of all give yourself a real big chance of catching one of those red-hot deadly fireworks slap bang in your face – scaring you for life, blinding you, your mates…or even that girl you like!

Mess around with fireworks and you could be branded a FOOL!! And bang goes your image!

This message was brought to you by the Crime and Disorder Reduction Partnerships – Working for safer neighbourhoods.

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